cempai:

why want the d when you can have the p

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Anonymous said: what do you eat at her house if she is a vegetarian ?

mainly sandwiches but sometimes she might surprise me with something heated up from the microwave, that’s some gourmet shit right there.


damianmcgintleman:

"you’re too young to determine your sexuality" said no one to the heterosexual teenager


  • Me: *during sex* ....i think i hear someone coming....
  • girl: ....who?
  • me: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *bust nut*


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